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Entries from January 2008

Noxious numbers: sentencing the effect

January 30, 2008 · Leave a Comment

5

The number of days seven activists spent in jail for protesting outside the Blackwater headquarters last week in North Carolina.

Meanwhile, and certainly more preposterous, are the associated numbers that fueled the protest.

17

The number of Iraqis killed in the Nisour Square massacre by Blackwater mercenaries in Baghdad on Oct. 20, 2007.

20

The number of wounded in the massacre.

0

The number of days Blackwater mercenaries have spent in jail for the massacre.

Here is the activist arrest story:

http://www.alternet.org/rights/75244/?page=entire

Beep. Beep. Beep. Law and Order continues to move backward.

G

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Never scrumptious

January 30, 2008 · Leave a Comment

The Minnesota Twins are always the BLT on the Major League Baseball lunch menu — never the steak sandwich (Red Sox) or the peanut butter and jelly sandwich (Royals).

The problems I have with the BLT are the same I have with the Twins: The pieces never fit. When the bacon is crispy, the tomato is flavorless styrofoam.

When Joe Mauer and Justin Morneau are entering their prime, Johan Santana is traded.

Tuesday’s pending trade of Santana – ”the best pitcher of the century,” said Peter Gammons – for four unproven prospects legitimizes their middle-of-the-road strategy.

I hoped Bill Smith’s move to acquire Delmon Young was a step in the right direction. Giving up some pitching, something Terry Ryan never did, to get a big bat was fresh air.

Granted, the Twins had a small chance against the loaded Tigers in the Central, but, with Santana as a cornerstone, they had a chance and gave fans hope.  

 But once you ditch the pitcher with the best ERA, most wins and strikeouts in the game, you don’t get that back soon — if ever. And you certainly don’t climb back to the playoffs with four unproven prospects.

If Cytana had to go, then they must get proven players or star prospects in return. These four are neither.

These guys might develop and flourish, but it will likely happen when Mauer gets a fat deal from the Dodgers in 2012.

The tomato is juicy, the bacon is burnt.

G

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Unquote” Gil Scott-Heron

January 24, 2008 · Leave a Comment

“You will not be able to stay home, brother. You will not be able to plug in, turn on and cop out. You will not be able to lose yourself on skag and skip. Ship out for a beer during commericals because the revolution will not be televised.

The revolution will not be televised.

The revolution will not be brought to you by Xerox in parts without commercial interruptions. The revolution will not show you pictures of Nixon blowing a bungle and leading the charge by John Mitchell, General Abrams and Spiro Agnew to eat hog maws confiscated from a Harlem Sactuary.

The revolution will not be televised. …

The revolution will not give your mouth sex appeal. The revolution will not get rid of the nubs. The revolution will not make you look five pounds thinner, because the revolution will not be televised, Brother.

There will be no highlights on the eleven o’clock news and no pictures of hairy armed women liberationists and Jackie Onassis blowing her nose. The theme song will not be written by Jim Webb, Francis Scott Key, nor sung by Glen Campbell, Tom Jones, Jonny Cash, Englebert Humperdink, or the Rare Earth.

The revolution will not be televised.

The revolution will not be right back after a message about white tornado, white lightning, or white people. You will not have to worry about a dove in your bedrom, a tiger in your tank, or the giant in your toliet bowl. The revolution will not go better with Coke. The revolution will not fight the germs that may cause bad breath. The revolution will put you in the driver’s deat. The revolution will not be televised. … The revolution will be no re-run brothers. The revolution will be live.”

Great jam. 

G

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Nice number: less than a year

January 23, 2008 · 1 Comment

362

The number of days until the next presidential inauguration, Jan. 20, 2009.

Thankfully the end of an atrocious era.

G

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Bombing Obama

January 21, 2008 · 1 Comment

Senator Hillary Clinton’s admission that it took President Lyndon Johnson to bring Martin Luther King Jr.’s civil-rights dream to fruition is the slightest racial slander in this presidential campaign.

The Obama campaign released a recording from a Nevadan’s answering machine of a anonymous robocall criticizing Obama for taking money from special interests, while repeating, four times, his rarely used middle name: “Hussein,” reports Politico.com.

http://www.politico.com/blogs/bensmith/ 

The call concludes: “You just can’t take a chance on Barack Hussein Obama.”

I received a forwarded e-mail from a family member today warning of Obama’s multicultural upbringing.

The vitriol criticizes the Muslim faith of his father and the atheist stance of his mother. It claims his Christian faith is a front. That he will not pledge allegiance to the flag and that he took his oath as an Illinois Senator on the Koran. The libel cites that he attended a Wahabi madrassa in Indonesia and warns of jihad once he is in office.

Obama’s half-sister, Maya Soetoro-ng, addressed faith in an interview with the New York Times magazine (1/20/08).

Q: Your mom has been described as an atheist.

A: I wouldn’t have called her an atheist. She was an agnostic. She basically gave us all the good books — the Bible, the Hindu Upanishads and the Buddhist scripture, the Tao Te Ching — and wanted us to recognize that everyone has something beautiful to contribute.

Q: You didn’t mention the Koran in that list, although Indonesia is the most populous Muslim country in the world.

A: I should have mentioned the Koran. Mom didn’t really emphasize the Koran, but we read little parts of it. We did listen to morning prayers in Indonesia.

Q: Are you worried about mentioning Islam because it has already been evoked by negative campaigners trying to tarnish your brother?

A: I’m not worried. I don’t want to deny Islam. I think it’s obviously very important that we have an understand of Islam, a better understanding. At the same time, it has been erroneously attached to my brother. The man has been a Christian for 20 years.

http://www.nytimes.com/2008/01/20/magazine/20wwln-Q4-t.html?_r=1&ref=todayspaper&oref=slogin

Barack, himself, has continually felt the need to clear the air about his faith, most recently in the MSNBC debates in Nevada. Sure, he panders; he is a politician. But at least he doesn’t claim to have fireside chats with the Christian God like W.

I’m not a theologian, but I want my leaders to have an eclectic view on religion, especially in the volatile, multicultural world we live in.

The slanderous e-mail cites snopes.com as its fact-checking source. Snopes.com with the slogan “rumor has it” rates “He is a radical Muslim that will not recite the ‘Pledge of Allegiance’ ” and ”He was sworn into office on the Koran” as false. The e-mail writer didn’t even find favorable frauds to cite.

Rep. Keith Ellison, Democrat from Minn., was the first Muslim to be elected to Congress last November. He took his oath of office on Thomas Jefferson’s Koran and look at the abomination since: Secretary of State Condoleeza Rice has invited him on Middle East peace-keeping missions.

But according to the logic of this hate-filled e-mail, Ellison is likely just waiting for Obama to take office and call the shots in a new jihad.

What a complete, disgusting joke. What ever happened to tolerance?

The fact that this e-mail reached my inbox on Martin Luther King Jr. Day proves irony and the need to continue to fight against hate-speech.

Have a good day, haters.

G

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