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Entries from December 2008

Bag it up, Boise

December 31, 2008 · Leave a Comment

The blue frost-bitten faces on the fans, who actually went to the Humanitarian Bowl, matched the December-frozen and pathetically-gimmicky blue turf in Boise, Idaho. I bet, to compound the football malaise, half of those fans assumed it was a humanitarian aid rally for Darfur and left by halftime because at the end of that Maryland-Nevada yawner there were maybe 5,000 in Boise. 

Some dude faking excitement to be in Boise.

Some dude faking excitement to being in Boise.

Not relatively exotic Miami or San Diego. Boise.

Even Nashville for the Music City Bowl is more appetizing climate. (Likely to be 55 and rainy.)

I mean, the Maryland coach is named Fridgen, which conjures thoughts of games where its so cold that hitting feels like being slapped across the face. Everybody is cold; the teams are riding a one-game winning streak to reach mediocre heights of 8-5. 

Cut the humanitarian aid to Boise. The blue turf was cute 12 years ago, but it’s simply the obesity clinging to the bowl season.

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Dinner debate

December 29, 2008 · 1 Comment

Two young ladies dished out sizzling questions about society during my Sunday night soiree.

Not a bad dinner date.

Over burgers and fries, the enlightening sweethearts threw out a startling first question about my stance on abortion. They had just deftly caught on to my political conversation with Blake, my long-time friend and their uncle. They wanted in. 

With Jameson on my palette, I smirked a little in surprise and replied to Madison, the 12-year-old interviewer. “I believe in respecting every one’s rights.”

The seventh-grader made sly eye contact, calmly noded and threw back the often-ignored curveball nuance of the importance of choice in rape cases.

A complexity not often understood by adults. Wow. I dig this girl.

Madison then sought off-the-cuff opinions on the worst attributes for McCain and Palin? … Hmm. I thought. … She quickly reasoned and tossed out Palin’s lack of experience as the source of her effusive dislike for the governor.

Then Devree, the curious fifth-grader, led with a question her teacher once posed to Obama. During a campaign rally, as 11-year-old tells it, the teacher asked about disability care and health insurance. The smooth storyteller delivered with a poise of understanding.

Later, it shifted back to Madison, who doubted why Alaska was even a state and touched on her skepticism toward Russia and China.

“Why don’t you like Russia and China?” I asked.

“Because I’m scared.”

“What else are you scared of?”

“Spiders.”

I mean, how adorable are they?

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Confront or hide?

December 25, 2008 · Leave a Comment

Watching reality TV has long since replaced facing reality.

In a fleeting reprieve, a Wednesday news story showed one country confronting reality. After reading the article, I thought, “What a novel concept.” The next piece I read showed another country yet again ignoring the real world under the reality TV mirage. Then I thought, “One step forward, two steps back.”

A speech by Iranian President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad will air Christmas Day on TV in England. Amid egg nog and mistletoe, Ahmadinejad will harangue the United States’ role in the Middle East.

“If Christ were on earth today, undoubtedly he would hoist the banner of justice and love for humanity to oppose warmongers, occupiers, terrorists and bullies the world over,” Ahmadinejad will say in a not-so-thinly-veiled criticism of the U.S., according to a released transcript of the speech.

Critics of the speech say its airing is “aiding and abetting a tyrant.”

Dorthy Byrne of Channel 4, who will air the speech, believes showing it is necessary given the prominent position of the country and its leader to current events in the world.

“As the leader of one of the most powerful states in the Middle East, President Ahmadinejad’s views are enormously influential. As we approach a critical time in international relations, we are offering our viewers an insight into an alternative world view,” Byrne said.

This public service decision has infinite more relevance than showing  ”It’s a Wonderful Life” for the umpteenth time. 

ABC, however, perpetuates the demise of American culture with its decision to air “Homeland Security USA,” a reality TV show on the work of Homeland Security agents.

Debuting Jan. 6, the show, according to series executive producer Arnold Shapiro, will show “average men and women on the front lines protecting our country from various things illegal and dangerous.”

This show won’t be reality, rather fear mongering. The show will air elements such as a drug bust on the U.S.-Mexico border, not a mail inspector twittling his thumbs with no real work to do.

Homeland Security is bureaucratic excess, and “Homeland Security USA” is propaganda.

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Put down the bong and the focus group study

December 23, 2008 · Leave a Comment

Beauty is in the eye of the beholder, but to reach banality in the eyes of this boy, an artist shows zero originality or creative capabilities and simply plagiarizes someone else’s already-trite idea or slogan.

The picture below is of the alley wall adjacent to where I park my car in Duluth.

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This “artist” spent the time and money to buy three different cans of spray paint and risked getting caught by the police to write what, a pot-smoking slogan? Put down the bong, buddy, and think of something that defines you.

Once you do, you have my unauthorized permission to hit the streets and display your work again because street art has immense value to our collective social consciousness. Check out the work of British street artist Banksy:

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Some crotchety conservatives would consider street art to be vandalism – and my alley is a perfect example of such waste – but like the above picture of detainees at Gitmo, there can be a profound messages displayed.

With over saturation from today’s mass marketing, meaningful and unexpected art can be a breath of fresh air. A chance to witness something provocative, yet not focus-group filtered. A reprieve from the constant inundation of corporate sales pitches.

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If you still think this form of satire is just vandalism, do not look at this week’s Time magazine. The cover shot of President-elect Obama is a rendition of street artist Shepard Fairey, who normally tags skateboard parks.

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The image, in eyes of Time’s managing editor Richard Stengel, is representative of Obama’s populist appeal. Time also had a multi-page spread of dynamic art that was inspired by the hope people have in Obama. That, my friends, is beautiful.

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Watchdog to lapdog

December 18, 2008 · 1 Comment

Labeled the ”Earmark for Insight,” a tiny part of the next government stimulus bill should be directed toward propping up the Washington bureaus of regional newspapers.

The Earmark for Insight would provide newspaper companies with resources to continue to be the watchdog of government — and stop the already-happening slide into a lapdog role. The subsidy would provide the newspaper companies with money to cover their fixed costs in Washington D.C. — rent for office space and travel expenses for overseas trips with government officials or back to the newspaper’s home.

It would be a minuscule request amid the $700 billion bailout for the finance industry, or the billions seemingly set aside for the auto industry, or the reported trillion dollar estimate of President-elect Barack Obama’s upcoming stimulus package.

I can hear jaded journalists immediately oppose this plan, saying, “This would put us in the POCKET of the government!”

Hardly. Look at the financial bailout, it didn’t have any strings attached. Treasury Secretary Henry Paulson gave the money to the banks with no requirements to in turn loan to the most needy — the one’s whose homes are being foreclosed.

The chief author of the financial bailout bill, U.S. Rep. Barney Frank, D. Mass., said on Sunday’s 60 Minutes, ”There’s a metaphor that works here: you cannot push on a string. There’s no Constitutional way to force them to do things.” 

Despite the overly ominous “car czar” to oversee the Big Three auto companies, they will walk away with the cash, no strings attached. The congressmen on the committees were more concerned about asking question on how they took their corporate jets to Washington D.C. than how the auto executives will amend their outdated business models.

Like with cars, there are grave needs for thoughtful D.C. journalism, reports Thursday’s New York Times. Cox Newspapers had 30 journalists in D.C. in 2000. On April 1, they will close their doors and inadequately serve Atlanta and Austin, Texas, among 15 other papers.

The biggest loss to an educated citizenry is in-depth or investigative journalism. For instance, the San Diego Union Tribune exposed corrupt congressman Randy “Duke” Congressman in 2005. The newspaper won a Pulitzer Prize for its expose that Cunningham received more than $1 million in payments from defense contractors for whom he had secured favorable treatment from the Pentagon.

That watchdog journalism is now lost as the Union Tribune recently closed its Washington bureau.

Since a tenant of journalism is accountability, the subsidy would be accompanied with newspaper resources to research and development to finding a profitable business model. The temporary subsidy wouldn’t directly fund the journalists, but the fixed costs of business. Newspapers would have to account how and where the small amount of money was spent.

The Earmark for Insight is, in actuality, a pipe dream. There is little incentive for legislators to support journalism because they are the ones outed by newspapers for their corrupt ways. The New York Times outed Sen. Chuck Shummer, D. N.Y., for his excessively cozy ties to Wall Street on Sunday. Government wants  to cover up scandal — and with fewer journalists watching the congressmen – that becomes easier and easier.

Frank did get one thing right in his 60 Minutes interview, “Television is apparently the enemy of nuance. But nuance is essential for a thoughtful discussion.”

Without newspapers (read: nuanced news), the country will be in ever-increasing peril.

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