The Gonzo Think Tank

Entries from January 2009

Dear Swine of the Week: Find a crony!

January 31, 2009 · 1 Comment

Treasury Secretary Tim Geithner’s use of Turbo Tax is like Kurt Warner throwing a Nerf football or LeBron James dunking on a Fischer Price hoop.

It’s out of their league and they should be above that amateur format. But not President Obama’s pick for the gatekeeper to the nation’s money.

Can’t Geithner, our Swine of the Week, get some Dartmouth roommate turned accountant to do his taxes for him? Maybe someone he knew when he worked for Henry Kissinger?!

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In the Washington-Wall Street marriage, trading favors with buddies is expected because everybody knows Geithner will soon pay those now-Wall Street cronies big bailouts.

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Your original thought leader …

January 30, 2009 · Leave a Comment

From a Newsweek blurb on the French to a Conan bit on the FOX robot, the Tank has recently been your original thought leader.

1. Remember the “Earmark for Insight” for the government bailout of hard-working journalists? The French are doing it now.

2. My percolating hatred for the annoying robot during NFL games makes it hard to watch FOX. (The performance of the Vikings notwithstanding.) In impeccable timing, Conan riped on the should-be extinct gimmick tonight.

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Stay tuned ….

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Try that one in court

January 28, 2009 · 1 Comment

The only thing worse than not talking about the elephant in the room is talking about the dirt the elephant dragged in.

An Tuesday opinion article by Ross K. Baker in USA Today does just that when he argues for no criminal charges for the Bush administration’s practicing and sanctioning of torture.

Torture – and warrantless wiretapping — are the dirt on the elephant’s heel. The elephant is the lies and deceit concocted by the administration in the case for war in Iraq. The war is where the most attention should be paid when discussing the misconduct of 43. 

Baker props up torture as the worst thing Bush and Cheney ever did. He asks for ”allowances for errors in judgement, shortsightedness, overreaching or just plain old fatheadedness.” 

He goes on to compare torture to other egregious presidential acts like Lincoln’s suspension of habeas corpus and Kennedy’s ordering of an assassination attempt of a foreign leader and how those — and others — weren’t prosecuted.

Let’s put it this way. If Baker were a defense attorney and his client robbed a bank, he would argue that this other guy robbed a bank, too, and he was let off the hook. He would also try to ignore that his client also committed murder while on the crime spree.

And guess what? Baker, like all the other Bush revisionists and apologists, goes to the knee-jerk argument of “responding to emergencies” to protect freedom.

Say Baker, you’re the fatheaded. (Hey, I couldn’t help myself. It’s one of my new favorite words.)

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The undisclosed location of the Fourth Amendment

January 22, 2009 · Leave a Comment

The national security debate is unnecessarily clouded with the current event caveat about the executive branch’s neglect to seek the Congressional compliance apparatus of FISA for the NSA’s warrantless wiretapping program. Somehow, advocates for these policies have stashed the fundamental Fourth Amendment at an undisclosed location.

Ya know, that Bill of Rights piece that included principles about unlawful searches and seizures? With modern complexities included, the amendment’s tenets of arrest warrants, judicial approval, probable cause and limited scope to specific information on specific people remain not only relevant but sacrosanct.

“It didn’t matter whether you were in Kansas, you know, in the middle of the country, and you never made a communication — foreign communications at all,” said NSA whistleblower Russell Tice. ”They monitored all communications. … Now, what I was finding out, though, is that the collection on those organizations was 24/7, and you know, 365 days a year, and it made no sense. And that’s — I started to investigate that. That’s about the time when they came after me, to fire me. But an organization that was collected on were U.S. news organizations and reporters and journalists.”

Newsweek’s Stuart Taylor Jr. and Evan Thomas agree with the spying tactic, writing that the only thing in need of heeding was the Bush-Cheney administration’s circumventing of the legal process.

“Obama has already shown a prudent willingness to bend or abandon his more sweeping campaign rhetoric. Last summer, to the horror of civil-liberties groups, he reversed himself and voted for amendments to the Foreign Intelligence Surveillance Act (FISA) that he once suggested would ‘undermine the very laws and freedom that we are fighting to defend.’ The amendments allowed Bush to continue—with more judicial oversight—his initially secret, widely decried warrantless-wiretapping program. It was a smart move by Obama, both as policy and as politics. FISA was obsolete well before 9/11; for one, its applicability depends on knowing in which country the surveillance ‘target’ is located, and modern communication (cell phones, e-mail) often makes it difficult—or impossible—to know. The technology had changed, and so had the nature of terrorism, becoming more global and sophisticated. Bush should have worked with Congress from the beginning, and Obama was wise to back the compromise that finally passed.”

Being governmental mouthpieces, Taylor and Thomas likely would be OK with themselves being wiretapped. They would shrug and say they have nothing to hide. They would cite that the danger of Al Qaeda with today’s technology is too ominous to appease. Their view would undoubtedly include an argument about protecting freedom.

But if that so-called freedom comes with the cost of privacy, the only thing we are protecting is an autocracy.

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Foundation

January 21, 2009 · Leave a Comment

 For me, nothing put the inauguration in better historical perspective than this nugget of information:

 Barack Obama took the oath of office as the first black president on the Capitol steps, which were build by slaves.

Steve Sack cartoon in the Star Tribune

Steve Sack cartoon in the Star Tribune

After crippling the country, it was also fitting that Cheney couldn’t walk away from his vice presidency. (I hope he wasn’t — gasp! — tortured.) I guess he hurt his back moving boxes, which probably contained a burnt Constitution.
 
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